By Sam Stall
A hundred canines Who Made a Difference
If you don't think that one puppy has the ability to change civilization, then you've evidently by no means heard of Peritas (p. 166), the puppy who kept Alexander the good from being trampled via an elephant. Or Biche (p. 57), the Italian Greyhound who began a conflict among France and Russia. Or Urian (p. 74), the puppy who bit Pope Clement VII and finalized England's holiday with the Catholic church. Or Peps and Fips (p. 96), the canine who helped Richard Wagner compose his operas.
These are only 5 of the a hundred canines Who replaced Civilization, and this publication honors their striking contributions to technology, background, paintings, govt, faith, and extra. You'll meet a puppy who ran for president of France (p. seventy nine) and a puppy who stored a film studio (p. 115). You'll meet canine who've encouraged nice works of literature (p. ninety two) and who have been offered medals for his or her wartime carrier (p. 158). You'll even meet a puppy who grew to become a real-estate wealthy person (p. 141). those superbly illustrated actual tales are a tribute to the intelligence, bravery, and loving nature of canine around the world.
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