By John O'Bryan
Sooner or later a prehistoric man picked up a rock and threw it at whatever. And the heritage of guns all started. Comedy author and weapon nerd John O'Bryan relays the freaky highlights of man's centuries-old obsession with weaponry. He hilariously explains the mace, the morning megastar, and the fellow catcher, whereas conveying genuine information regarding each one weapon: its historical past, makes use of, and badass capability. Flipping via history's highlights, readers will find out about Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, and the "peaceful" Shaolin clergymen. This final compendium of extraordinary guns promises the entire unusually real info bound to provoke anyone who's ever made a gun with their arms and stated, "PEW-PEW-PEW!"
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