Charles Schneider's CAD: A Handbook for Heels PDF

By Charles Schneider

With reliable humor and a fashionable glance, Cad captures the temper of 1950's men's magazines in as' femmes fatales in maximalist undies, and contents comprise articles and interviews. 2 hundred images; a hundred and twenty line drawings.

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Or you’ll never see or say ever again . . ” They should take the hint that they’ll be dead for disobeying you. That should be clear enough. Eat Some Cake See? I’m not entirely inhuman and focused on business. Indulge in some cake, you’ve earned it. (Check it for poison, though. And probably stand up while you’re eating. Also, damnation, make sure it’s chocolate. Vanilla is a bullshit hero flavor and you know it. ) WORST PRACTICE IN ACTION: Kraven Buries His Enemy There was this one time that Kraven the Hunter shot Spider-Man and buried him.

They were impervious to my attacks, since financials meant absolutely nothing to them, and therefore they couldn’t be incapacitated with it. And their leader, pick me up and drop me down a smokestack. She would do this every single time. I think she thought it was funny, but she never laughed. I never saw her laugh. They were all pretty weird kids. Anyway, I started getting really worried that all my business associates and, you know, other independent contractors who do our sort of work, would start to view me in an unfavorable light.

That minute could mean the difference between you being in a brig somewhere or waiting around in a Global Brotherhood of Minions regional post to grease some wheels and wait for new recruits. Decoys Mannequins? Those might fool someone with no superpowers what so ever for a second or two (and they’re pretty creepy, so that’s a bonus). Holograms? Cool, but as soon as a superhero swings a punch at one, they know they’re hitting nothing but light. Actually, that’s probably giving them too much intellectual credit, but they know they’re not hitting you in the face.

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