By John DeChancie
Think existence in an sarcastically magical global the place 144,000 doorways separate fiction from fact. a spot which may hypnotize even the main grounded philosophy significant and bring a fantastical rhyme to his cause. a spot the place a most sensible blood brother resembles a shaggy carpet, and adventures surpass a boy's dreams?welcome to fortress Perilous.
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Muntner and his one true love. “I was hanging out by my car with my buddy Bryan, and this really hot chick comes walking up,” Muntner said. “She asks us for a smoke, and I give her one of my Camels. ” Muntner continued. 3 billion, making the geographic proximity of the soulmates nothing short of astonishing. ” Muntner said. “That’s why me and Tammy are still going out even though she gave Danny [Corvo] a hand job in the Copps [Food Center] freezer a few months ago. ” Muntner said he very nearly did not meet Gaska, making their union all the more incredible.
I’d really like to think I’m above this,” Sturm’s friend, Greg Kleist, added. “But what can I say? I’m not. ” Not everyone was as enthusiastic about the pair’s announcement. ” The bartender reported that she’d seen similar scenes play out on countless other evenings. ” Dorman asked while setting out newly washed glasses. ” As of press time, the pair had still not kissed, as they were rumored to be waiting for someone to buy them another drink before astonishing onlookers with their shocking intra-gender lip-lock.
You] even told this one girl who obviously wasn’t hitting on [you] that [you were] taken, and then proceeded to talk her ear off about how great [your] girlfriend is,” said one of your floormates, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of being trapped in another dull conversation about your girlfriend. ” Your girlfriend. “Your girlfriend cemented her No. , as that is your scheduled chat time with whatever-her-stupid-name is. Your girlfriend could not be reached for comment, as she was busy French-kissing some high school dude as of press time.