By John DeChancie
Citadel Perilous remains to be tottering from final year's conflict with the Hosts of Hell, and regaining balance proves a troublesome balancing act. sooner than Jeremy can layout a software to calm the tremors of the universe, another depraved truth looks that threatens to topple every thing! fort P. needs to face its evil dual, replete with its personal dastardly doppleganger army-with the shadow self ensues pretty much as good and Evil conflict it out within the 144,000th size!
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