By Danny Wallace
Jason Priestley (not that one) has simply noticeable her. They shared an immense, short, fleeting second of deep threat, someplace midway down Charlotte Street.
And then, similar to that, she was once long past - unintentionally leaving him protecting her out of date, disposable digital camera, chock choked with undeveloped photos...
And now Jason - ex-teacher, ex-boyfriend, part-time author and reluctant hero - faces a drawback. should still he attempt to music the woman down? What if she's the single? yet that will suggest utilizing the single clues he has, which lie untouched during this tatty disposable...
It's humorous how issues can develop...
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