By Bradley Trevor Greive
May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. foreign best-selling writer Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and plenty of extra in his latest reward e-book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. jumbled in are as many first rate curses for sturdy degree. Witty, hot, and fascinating, BTG brings his trademark variety to this humorously twisted booklet for all occasions, situations, and occasions.
* may well your excuses for warding off tedious social engagements regularly sound credible.
* may perhaps your blocked pores be licked fresh through angels.
* may well your corpse be museum worthy.
* might small canine make the most your whole insecurities.
* may possibly a bomber formation of incontinent ducks fly over your sunroof.
* may perhaps all dairy goods on your refrigerator be of questionable vintage.
About the Author
because the debut of his foreign best-seller The Blue Day ebook, Bradley Trevor Greive's books have offered greater than 20 million copies in a hundred and fifteen international locations. A former Australian paratrooper, BTG left the military to pursue extra artistic misadventures. among qualifying as a cosmonaut for the Russian house application and writing books, he lives in a tiny Tasmanian hamlet together with his 3 very huge dogs.
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