By Laura Zigman
Ellen Franck isn't in love with immense fowl. in spite of everything, he's an immense yellow Sesame highway personality -- and she's an clever unmarried lady with a wonderful activity. nonetheless, vast chook is calling like a greater candidate for fatherhood each day: he's tall, affectionate, and gradually hired. And instantly, for Ellen, thirty-five years previous and demise to have a child, nearly any father will do.
In her hilarious and heartbreaking new novel, Laura Zigman, bestselling writer of Animal Husbandry, explores what occurs while the existence we've selected isn't that lifestyles we anticipated it to be. And at this element Ellen Franck is rethinking all her offerings.
Mired in a dating with a guy who's larger at brooding than breeding, sister to a girl who can't appear to cease having infants, and dealing lower than a chairman who's approximately to have the infant bathe of the last decade, Ellen is aware the trail to motherhood is apparent. All she has to do is depart her dating, horrify her family members, locate an nameless father, and turn into independently wealthy.
Piece of cake.
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